Story Links

| Shanghai preparing for `human zoo' | Wal-Mart wants rights to smiley face | Britons floss with screwdrivers | Diney and McDonalds break-up | Half of new teachers quit within 5 years | Microsoft to buy Yahoo! rumors |

Pimps
| Conan O'Brien | Google Trends |

Hoes
| No record for David Blaine | OJ Simpson and Juiced |

Things With Whom We Wish We Were Friends
| Party Ben | The Show with Ze Frank |